Extras


Here are some treats which don't belong anywhere else.

First some screen captures from the Kill Cmnd game which was being developed for the TI-84+CE calculator...

Someone having a drive round

The minimap

Buying things in the shop

The story


This is a playback of a real game of Tach Chess I had with Kris - Tach Chess is a game I invented...



Here is the board for the Bill Gates boardgame I invented.. in it you are a time travelling software tycoon seeking to acquire Bill's autograph...




And here are the 20 possible mutations from the Joey Riot boardgame, which remains unfinished.. in it you are a Joey Riot mutex (a mutated copy)...

1. large ears
you have large ears on the back of your head and on your face
2. 3 noses
you have 3 noses - but they are inside a sewer
3. 15 tongues
you have 15 tongues, each of which has 15 mouths. they keep stealing your food - for a joke
4. spine spikes
you look like a spinosaurus and you keep eating binlids
5. chris returns
chris is back - and he keeps telling people that you are jewish
6. kangaroo foot
you have one kangaroo foot, and one normal foot. you have to learn ballet
7. inside out man
you are literally inside out - but people still keep laughing at you - you don't know why. one person uses you as a bikestand
8. the spider
you have the body of a massive spider and you eat crows
9. the marshmallow
your body is made of marshmallow, and chunks come out whenever you talk. you have a strong lisp
10. the sandman
sand is coming out of your shirt sleeves
11. eye people
a team of scientists have set up a base inside your eyelids. their command deck is in your eyeball - and it has several floors. they think you can't see them, but you can
12. non-removable shades
you can't take these motherfuckers off
13. teflon man
your face is made of teflon and has the word tefal on it
14. the viking
you have a full blond hairdo, beard and moustache. you keep saying the word 'sweden' and punching your own face
15. body hair guy
your body hair is 15 metres long
16. ED-209
you are a real-life ED-209 with no bullets
17. inverted alimentary canal
describing this would be just disgusting, to most people - but you prefer it
18. FULL PSYCHOSES
nice quack
19. BITE ME
you walk round shouting 'im scottish bite me' and you lose the game - you are bitten to death
20. EAT ME
you walk round shouting 'im scottish eat me' - and you then start running - you are out of the game